partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

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cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

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(Source: eggs-benedict-cucumber-patch, via pantsareunwelcome)


janecrocker:

do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”

(Source: morristibbs, via sluttyteenwolf)


rapewhistled:

my dawg

rapewhistled:

my dawg

(Source: catholicism, via paging-doctorfaggot)




jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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tarantinoprincess:

i want to be written and directed by quentin tarantino

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