sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

(via laughingnancy)

laughingnancy:

“in college you have to study 3x more often than what you are studying now” 
3 x 0 = 0 life is good 

(via holiestshit)

darker-moons:

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

Omg

(via cultbuscus)